The Evolution of Catwoman (TV and Film)

1992

"I am Catwoman...Hear me roar..."

{skip ahead to Batman meets penguin}

Batman"You're not the mayor..."

Penguin"Things change..."

(Batman and Penguin hear flipping noises as they turn and see Catwoman as she starts backflipping until she sees Batman and Penguin)

Catwoman"...Meow..."

(one of Max Shreck's stores blow up as Catwoman escapes)

Penguin"(turns to Batman)I saw her first!(activates helicopter in umbrella)And who says penguins can't fly?"

(Batman manages to follow Catwoman and a bit of a fight starts but pauses abruptly as Batman manages to knock Catwoman flat on her butt)

Catwoman"(fake traumatized look)How could you!?I'm a woman!"

Batman"Oh!I-I'm sorry.I-I didn't mean to-(kicked to the ground by Catwoman)"

Catwoman"And as I was saying...I'm a woman...And life's a b****..."

(then the fight continues and ends with Batman knocking Catwoman into a truck full of sand)

Catwoman"(humiliated)Wonderful...Saved by kitty litter..."

2004

Catwoman"I can't believe I even TRUSTED you!You're a fake!"

Laurel Hedare"And what are you?A hero?(shoots but misses)A thief?...A freak!?...If you don't have an identity,why keep it a secret?"

Catwoman"(appears behind Laurel,whispers) Because you killed me.(feet push)It was ME you flushed down the pipes!(kick)...I'm Patience Phillips..."

2011

Catwoman"Sit tight,pretty kitties... You're going home with moi..."

(Plastic Man shows up dressed as Batman)

Plastic Batman"(grim voice)Hope they filled the black gate litter box Catwoman...'Cause you're goi-Whoaoh!Hey!Hi...(in thought) Come on,Plas hold it together!Get broodiest!(out loud)Surrender you tauntering tabby!(molds handcuffs)"

Catwoman"Plastic Man!I get a brand new outfit...(cracks whip)"

Plastic Batman"(hit by whip)Ow!"

Catwoman"...to attract the caped crusader...(cracks whip again)"

Plastic Batman"(hit by whip again)Unh!"

Catwoman"But instead,I get the bendable buf(cracks whip again)foon..."

Plastic Batman"(hit by whip again)Ow!But I'm just like the real Batman-(hit by whip again)Ow!You know...adaptable?(hit by whip again)Ow!"

(Plastic Batman manages to trap Catwoman behind zoo cage)

Catwoman"My...You ARE flexible aren't you?Maybe we got off to the wrong start?"

Plastic Batman"Ehh,tempting...But I'm more of a dog person..."